the friendliest thing on the chain

IT'S JUST
A BLOB.

No roadmap. No promises. One $GLORP-shaped guy and a pile of free art you're supposed to take.

CA soon™
  • 1,000,000,000supply
  • 0/0tax
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  • REVOKEDmint
poke him →
01

STICKER WALL

click any one → it's a PNG on your machine. free forever, CC0.

transparent backgrounds · 1024px · made for PFPs
02

GOO LAB

drop a photo, slap glorp on it, export. that's the whole app.

GOO LAB

paste · drop · or add a photo — drag stickers from the tray · corner handle scales & spins · double-click flips · delete removes

03

HOW TO BUY

three steps. two of them are optional.

  1. 1

    get a wallet

    Phantom, Rabby, whatever. Fund it. Glorp does not care which.

  2. 2

    swap for $GLORP

    Paste the contract above into your DEX. Confirm. Blink twice.

  3. 3

    become goo

    Make a PFP in the lab. Post it. That's the entire tokenomics.

GET GLORPED.

he spreads. help him.